Say NO to avocado. I don’t like them. I simply do not like them. I’m sorry, I know I’m supposed to, I know I am supposed to enjoy the green flesh of the fruit that represents all things healthy and ‘current’, but I don’t. I’d rather enjoy the green flesh of the fruit that represents all things ‘currant’, AKA the grape (I hope you see what I did there).
I’m sure I should be getting excited about my crushed avocado on sourdough for brunch that I am going to Insta later, but I can’t, I just can’t. It’s not even that I hate them, I just feel nothing towards them. The taste does nothing to evoke emotion, the texture does nothing to the palette, and not to mention the fact that visually the green smoosh is vom inducing. I keep trying to make myself like it, but it isn’t working – each time I attempt to consume some avocado I make the same face a baby makes just prior to spitting out it’s puréed roast dinner from a jar.
I tried to pick one up in the supermarket a few days ago and I couldn’t even manage that. The thought of all the yoga pant clad individuals that had picked it up before me and fondled it to judge ripeness was enough to make me place it gently back on the shelf (so as not to bruise the poor love) and send me racing to the biscuit aisle.
I know I can’t be the only one out there that feels nothing towards the avocado. I alone hope to pave the way for fellow avocado un-enthusiasts to come forward and speak out. Rise up warriors and #saynotoavocado
I say no. Avocados are disgusting.
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Hell to the yeah. You know the score!
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Sassy little piece. Simply ADORE it!!
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😂😂 I love some avocado but have a sinking suspicion that love is rooted in its ability to make me feel healthier than I actually am. My husbands disdain for them (very similar to your own) baffled me
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Avocados evoke images of 6 packs and crossfit for sure – I’m with your husband on this one
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I say no to avocado on a daily basis. They are fatty (VERY FATTY, same as a grilled sausage) and tasteless and are only welcome in a guacamole. Everyone is banging on about how much they LOVE avocado, yet they’re lacing in hot sauce or shoving raw red chilli in, a squeeze of lime, crushed garlic… and more seasoning. You don’t LOVE avocado, YOU LOVE GUACAMOLE. Now stop following the crowd, stop being lazy, AND JUST MAKE SOME GUAC. And invite me round for Mexican night. I’ll be glad when it’s all over.
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I legit just said no to avocado. Stay strong.
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